Josh Brolin's Butthole Is 'Crazy Burned' After He Tried The Newest Health Fad!_1


Nama-stay-out-of-the-sun after reading this!

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Josh Brolin took to Instagram last week to share a brave and very necessary post about his bad experience trying out the latest social media wellness fad known as “perineum sunning” — aka, exposing your booty hole to the sun.

The fad — and legs everywhere — started to spread last month after an IG healer named Metaphysical Meagan went viral for promoting the practice, which she said is derived from Taoism and promotes health. 

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According to Meta Meg’s post, perineum sunning “strengthens the organs,” “prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body,” “increases creativity and creative output,” “amplifies the auric field,” “promotes deeper sleep,” “grounds and connects you to the Earth,” and “aids in a healthy libido ' balanced sexual energy.”

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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by @ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out & let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out... I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature

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Basically, getting penetrated by sunlight is life changing in every way, the healer claims, and you only need “30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum” for it to work!

As shown in this handy video…


Sounds like a good deal, right? Brolin thought so, too: he decided to try sunning his own perineum, but apparently glossed over the part of Meg’s post that cautioned: 

“The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun.”

Unfortunately, the Deadpool 2 actor sunned himself a bit too long, resulting in what he described as a “crazy burned” “pucker hole.” (Sadz.)

He wrote on IG:

"Tried this perineum sunning that I've been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don't know who the f* thought of this stupid st but f* you nonetheless. Seriously."

Wow. He sounds charged up!

We guess it worked!?

Brolin's burned pucker hole quickly became the laughing stock of Instagram. Ryan Reynolds commented a simple, "Bwahahahahahahha," while Johnny Knoxville gave a punny response, writing:

"Taint’ that a shame!"

Amy Schumer laced her reply with a bit of social commentary, writing:

"This is what will finally get people to react to climate change including me"

Meanwhile, Dave Bautista confessed that he, too, tried — and failed — to sun his perineum, noting:

"Same. Gooch burns a mothafka! 😂"

It's just like that old Greek myth goes: don't spread your cheeks for too long in the sun, or something like that…

[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN/Instagram.]

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