The Conways have the most inexplicable marriage in Washington, maybe in the entire world right now.
All day long, George Conway tweets and writes op-eds about how Donald Trump is a dangerous criminal with narcissistic personality disorder. And Kellyanne Conway defends the POTUS tooth and nail (and spin and lie) on TV every chance she gets.
We seriously do not know how this dynamic works. Like, how have they not killed each other behind closed doors? Especially after Trump badmouthed him in public, tweeting back in March:
"I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER ' husband from hell!"
We mean, could YOU stay at a job where your boss did that? Or stay with a partner who wouldn't stand up to it?
Obviously we aren't alone in our morbid curiosity, but if you ask about it, Kellyanne will shut you down as if you just brought up all the loved ones she lost in the Bowling Green massacre.
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To that end, they've kept any direct interaction completely invisible — until now.
On Monday Kellyanne retweeted a video of Joe Biden being particularly 2019 Joe Biden-y. The Veep was having yet another Veep moment in which he talked about his lifeguard days, saying:
"I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap."
It's weird, but honestly the footage of the semi-gaffe is far less interesting than what happened next. The counselor to the president tweeted:
Sleepy Joe is Creepy Joe.
We need Ukraine’s help to defeat THIS guy?"
And this time George actually hit back, writing:
"Your boss apparently thought so."
They're obviously referring to the accusations Trump solicited a bribe from the Ukrainian government, holding back the military aide they were already promised in exchange for them announcing investigations into the former Vice President and his son, Hunter Biden, who had worked for a sketchy company there.
And by accusations, we mean the thing Trump very apparently does in the phone call transcript released BY THE WHITE HOUSE.
To be honest, everything else in the impeachment hearings so far has just been witness after witness corroborating the call was exactly what it looks like. With a few messed up new details.
Speaking of what it looks like… Is Kellyanne what she seems?
Do YOU think their relationship is on the level? Or is she the leaker Trump is always worried about from inside the White House?? If so she's pulling off some serious double agent work. Because we are totally buying the amoral mercenary act.
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